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Mothers Day Funny Wishes

  • My mom was a little weird.
    When I was little she would make chocolate frosting.
    And she’d let me lick the beaters. And then she’d turn them off.
  • The boy’s mother had bought him two new ties.
    He hurried into his bedroom, immediately
    put on one of them, and hurried back.

    “Look, Mama! Isn’t it gorgeous?”

    His mother said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like the other one?”

  • My friend Myron tells me, “Last year on Mother’s Day
    the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward,
    when Mom started to clean up, I said to her,
    “Don’t bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother’s Day,
    you can always do them tomorrow.”

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