Categories: Mothers Day Sms
- Son: Dad, do you know the difference between
a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
- Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny.
Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to.
My mom’s a good cook.
- A police recruit was asked during the exam,
‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
- The mother says to her daughter,
“Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
The daughter answers, “First day?
Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?”