• Son: Dad, do you know the difference between
  a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
  Dad: No.
  Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

• Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny.
  Do you say prayers before eating?
  Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to.
  My mom’s a good cook.

• A police recruit was asked during the exam,
  ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
  He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

• The mother says to her daughter,
  “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
  The daughter answers, “First day?
  Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?”

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