• For the first time in Facebook History,
  I am introducing 3D post.
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  ” D D D”
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• The three most common lies on the internet:
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  2. Status: Offline.
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• Just before hanging the convict,
  the judge askd the prisoner, “Any last wish?”
  Convict: Yes, I want to update
  my Facebook status as ‘Dead’.

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