• Twitter is for the people you’ve never met;
  Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget.

• Facebook: Where one lies to friends.
  Twitter: Where one is honest with strangers.

• Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
  Twitter, if you want to know Everything.

• Twitter makes me want to have
  drinks with people I’ve never met;
  And Facebook makes me want to
  throw drinks at people I already know.

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