Categories: Facebook Status
- Twitter is for the people you’ve never met;
Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget.
- Facebook: Where one lies to friends.
Twitter: Where one is honest with strangers.
- Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.
- Twitter makes me want to have
drinks with people I’ve never met;
And Facebook makes me want to
throw drinks at people I already know.
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