• If people could see the face I make when
  I read their Facebook status updates,
  they would probably ‘Unfriend’ me!

• Men Rule: If you can’t convince them, confuse them!
  Women Rule: If you can’t convince them,
  unfriend them from Facebook!

• There is so much drama on Facebook;
  I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!

• Wikipedia: I know everything!
  Google: I have everything!
  Facebook: I know everybody!
  Internet: Without me, you’re nothing!
  Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!

• I failed my drivers test.
  The guy asked me,
  what do you do at a red light?
  I said, `I usually respond to texts,
  check my emails and Facebook.

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