Categories: Facebook Status
- If people could see the face I make when
I read their Facebook status updates,
they would probably ‘Unfriend’ me!
- Men Rule: If you can’t convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can’t convince them,
unfriend them from Facebook!
- There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
- Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you’re nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
- I failed my drivers test.
The guy asked me,
what do you do at a red light?
I said, `I usually respond to texts,
check my emails and Facebook.
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