• Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
  par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai
  pati . .
  .
  .
  .
  Ye hai aam zindagi. .
  .
  .
  .
  Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
  par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi
  pata saki. .
  .
  .
  .
  Ye hai mentos zindagi.
  .
  Mentos khao dimag ki batti
  jalao.

• Ek pathan ne live radio station call ki:
  hello ji ye radio station hai?
  Radio station: han
  Khan: meri awaz pura shehar sun rha hai?
  R.J. : han
  Khan: yani tandoor wale k pas jo
  radio hai wo B sun rha hoga?
  R.J. ghusa se: Han.
  Khan: helo Gul khan agr meri awaz sun rhe
  ho to roti mat lana me le aya hun:

• 1st friend :
  Main Murree ja raha hoon… Rastay mai
  Apni B.V ko khaai mai phenk doonga..
  2nd friend:
  Meri waali bhi Le ja. Ussay bhi phenk dena..
  .
  1st:
  Chal Theek hah..
  Per agar tu bura na maanay to teri waali
  ko Murree se waapsi pe phenk doon…!!??

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