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Today's Top & Latest SMS Messages

A Sardarji Photographer is Focusing

Posted in: Sardar Jee SMS

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

How Does An Electric Motor Run

Posted in: Sardar Jee SMS

Sardar In an interview,
interviewer:
How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR:
dhuurrrrrrrrr
Interviewr shouts:
stop it !
SARDAR:
dhurrr dhur dup dup dup.

Kal Menu 9 Admian Ne Kutia

Posted in: Sardar Jee SMS

Sardar:
kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit:
fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar:
main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit:
fer.
Sardar
fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

A person To Sardar

Posted in: Sardar Jee SMS

A person to sardar:
agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr raha
ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar:
uski dum pe girah laga do phans jae ga.

Imagine That You Are in a Room

Posted in: Sardar Jee SMS

Interviewer:
Imagine that you are in a room with all the
doors & windows shut and the room caught fire.
How would you escape? Sardar:
O very simple, I’ll stop imagining

IF YOU LOVE YOUR DAD

Posted in: Fathers day Sms

IF U LOVE YOUR DAD,
SEND THIS LUCKY STARS TO 10 GOOD FRNDS IMMEDIATELY
| U’LL GET GOODLUCK IN UR DAD’S LIFE. Sorry i cant neglect,
my dad is my life:

Koi Bataye Ga Is Lafz Ka Matlab

Posted in: Mothers Day Sms

!!..Maa..!! Koi Bataye Ga Is Lafz Ka Matlab..!!
Payar, Wafa, Qurbani, Mohabat, Parwa, Lagan,
Sachai, Khalos, Pakezgi, Sakoon, Khidmat, Mehnat
Dua, Saaya, Dost, Humdard, Rehnuma, Ustad,
Be-Garz, Masomiyat, Ibadat, Imaan, Diyanat, Jazba, Jannat. …
Happy Möther Day…

Manzil Door Aur Safar Bohot

Posted in: Mothers Day Sms

Manzil Door Aur Safar Bohot Hai Abhi !
Choti Si Zindagi Ki Fikar Bohot Hai…
Maar Daalti Ye Duniya Kab Ke Hume Lekin…
Meri Maa Ke Duaon Main Assar Bohot Hai..

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